Everyone hate Jonas NOW.
HAAAAAAAAAAAATE.
Why should you hate this creature? It’s only because he’s the ultimate source of malcontent in a house belonging to a thing called Wimzie. And trust me, I’m surprised the house itself hasn’t been set on fire yet. It’s a place populated by trolls, goblins, birds and dragons. What doesn’t belong in this picture? Answer: God. Because there’s no way God would let this house of evil stand for so long unless he was being distracted by something. The story of that distraction is told in Paradise Lost, or in a version for thirteen year olds called Lucifer VS. Master Chief. Read More