How To Inspire Your Cat
1. Observe your cat lying prone in the sunlight coming from your window.
2. Realize that, instead of lying there all day, your cat could be doing more productive things, like chasing mice or being adorable or all those other things well-to-do cats should be doing.
3. Tell your cat to get up.
Example: “Hey. Get up, cat.”
4. Do not be discouraged if your cat seems utterly indifferent. Inspiring a cat is a process. Continue to use inspirational dialogue to rally your cat to action.
Example: “Come on, cat! It’s a beautiful day and there’s so much you could be doing!”
5. At this point your cat should leap up and commence cat-related action. If, however, your cat still refuses to move (90% of cats reach this stage), you will have to be more direct.
Example: “I said GET UP, cat. Start acting like a cat for a change!”
6. Please resist shaking your cat. It will not work.
7. Instead, use a commanding voice to awaken the inner cat within.
Example: “I SAID GET UP CAT! GET UP NOOOOOOOOOW!“
8. Add physical actions to outline the strength of your voice. Our tests reveal that leaping in front of your cat and screaming is quite effective.
9. Finally, if your cat is of Herculean mettle and still refuses to budge, run the can opener.
10. Congratulations! You have inspired your cat. Now, if only you could do something about the goldfish.
I fined that my one cat love the sound of a manual can opener “click”
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