Let’s Play Space Quest V, Part 4: Rowdy Robot Rumble
In this episode, I take on the killer android WD-40 using my clever strategy of pussing out.
The Complaineum: Applying For College
The Complaineum has opened its doors for business! This label will be used for all of my videos about everyday life. In this episode, I talk about applying for college, which is apparently harder than training yourself to breathe in space.
Fall of the House of Wimzie! I Am Jonas, Destroyer of Worlds
Everyone hate Jonas NOW.
Why should you hate this creature? It’s only because he’s the ultimate source of malcontent in a house belonging to a thing called Wimzie. And trust me, I’m surprised the house itself hasn’t been set on fire yet. It’s a place populated by trolls, goblins, birds and dragons. What doesn’t belong in this picture? Answer: God. Because there’s no way God would let this house of evil stand for so long unless he was being distracted by something. The story of that distraction is told in Paradise Lost, or in a version for thirteen year olds called Lucifer VS. Master Chief. Read More
Stay Out Of Trouble – Grope Locks Instead Of Girls
I’ve got problems just like you. I worry about my work, my finances, my relationships…typical stuff. But what catches me off-guard is when I get a problem I wasn’t expecting. At least with a crummy job or marriage, you can say that other people have gone through the same thing. But what happens when you run smack into an obstacle that seems like it was tailored just for you? You know how it is. It feels like you’re being singled out. It’s like playing Duck Duck Goose, except that when you’re the goose, you chase divorce papers around the circle while your wife tongues your friend. Read More
Quit With The “Top Ten” List Posts…At Least For A Little While
One of the most popular blogging techniques I’ve read about is the “list post”. With a topic that lends itself to a long array of tips or ideas, the list format lets you address these ideas one by one. This way, it’s easier to read. Many popular bloggers recommend this style of posting, and list posts are so popular that good ones often land on the front page of sites like Digg and Delicious. (If only they could help us get laid. Then again, I bet someone’s already written “Top 7 Reasons Why You Should Just Go Ahead And Ride My Horn”.) Read More